Quattro

5 Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian Border.
The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them, “It's a illegala to putta 5 People in a Quattro."
"Vot do you mean it's illegal?", asks the German driver.
"Quattro meansa four", replies the Italian Official.
"Quattro is just ze name of ze Automobile...” , the German says.
"Look at ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 Persons".
"You canta pulla thata one on me!!", replies the Italian Customs Officer. "Quattro meansa four. You have five-a people ina your car & you are therefore breaking the Law."