RAPHA JOKES

Rapha jokes

One day, mummy asked Rapha, why Jesus only bless  5 loaves of bread and 2 fish. then Rapha answered because Jesus's mother Mary  only cooked 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish.

3-year-old Rapha :
'Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is His name.
Amen.'


A little boy Rapha was overheard praying: 'Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am.'

After the christening of his baby brother Rapha in church, Jabez sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the Jabez replied,
'That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home,
And I wanted to stay with you guys.'


One particular three-year-old Rapha prayed,
'And forgive us our trash baskets
As we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.'


A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to church service, 'And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?' One bright little boy Rapha replied, 'Because people are sleeping.'

A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Jabez 8, and Rapha 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. 'If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,
'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.' Jabez turned to his younger brother and said, ' Rapha , you be Jesus !'


A father was at the beach with his children When the three-year-old Rapha ran up to him, Grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
There a seagull lay dead in the sand. 'Daddy, what happened to him?' Rapha asked.'He died and went to Heaven,' the Dad replied.
Rapha thought a moment and then said, 'Did God throw him back own?'