Friday, April 27, 2018

36 Strategies of Ancient China - Sanguo


36 Strategies of Ancient China - from San guo yan yi
"The Thirty-Six Strategies" is a a Chinese collection of 36 proverbs commented as militaristic tactics.
Often attributed to Sun Tzu, this is generally rejected by scholars since Sun Tzu lived during the Spring and Autumn Period of China.
It is believed by many to have been written by Zhuge Liang of the Three Kingdoms period.
Romance of the Three Kingdoms is a book with a long and impressive history. Nevertheless, this novel concerning the history of 1800 years ago is still acknowledged as a literary masterpiece today.

The novel (San Guo Yan Yi) covers one hundred and thirteen years of Chinese history, starting in 168 A.D. and ending with the reunification of the land in 280 A.D.

Three Kingdoms describes a fascinating dynastic-cycle: the fall of the Han Dynasty under Emperor Ling due to the Yellow Scarves rebellion, the division of the Empire into the three kingdoms – Shu, Wei, and Wu – and the reunification of the empire by the Jin Dynasty.
Regarding this novel and another Chinese classic Water Margin, there is a popular saying in China that goes: "少不讀水滸, 老不讀三國", translated as "The young shouldn't read Water Margin while the old shouldn't read The Three Kingdoms." The former depicts the lives of outlaws and their defiance with the established social system. Depicting frequent violence, brawls, passionate brotherhood and an emphasis on machismo, it could easily have a negative influence on young boys. The latter presents all kinds of sophisticated stratagems, deceptions, frauds, trickeries, traps and snares employed by the three kingdoms and their individual characters to compete with each other, which might tempt the experienced old readers (the elderly are traditionally well respected, trusted and considered wise and kindhearted in Chinese society) to use them to harm other people. Also, old people are supposed to "know the will of the heavens" (says Confucius). They shouldn't exhaust or strain themselves with always having to consider how to deceive others.
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Chapter 1 - Winning Strategies
· Strategy 1 "瞒天过海" (Man tian guo hai) - Deceive the sky to cross the ocean.
o    Moving about in the darkness and shadows, occupying isolated places, or hiding behind screens will only attract suspicious attention. To lower an enemy's guard you must act in the open hiding your true intentions under the guise of common every day activities.
· Strategy 2 "围魏救赵" (Wei wei jiu zhao) - Surround Wei to rescue Zhao.
o    When the enemy is too strong to attack directly, then attack something he holds dear. Know that in all things he cannot be superior. Somewhere there is a gap in the armour, a weakness that can be attacked instead.
o    In other words, you may try to attack the relatives or dear ones of the enemy to weaken him psychologically.
· Strategy 3 "借刀杀人"( Jie dao sha ren)  - Borrow one's hand to kill. (Kill with a borrowed knife.)
o    Attack using the strength of another (because of lack of strength or do not want to use own strength). Trick an ally into attacking him, bribe an official to turn traitor, or use the enemy's own strength against him.
· Strategy 4 "以逸待劳" (yi yi dai lao) - Make your enemy tire himself out while conserving energy.
o    It is an advantage to choose the time and place for battle. In this way you know when and where the battle will take place, while your enemy does not. Encourage your enemy to expend his energy in futile quests while you conserve your strength. When he is exhausted and confused, you attack with energy and purpose.
· Strategy 5 "趁火打劫"  (Chen huo da jie) Use the opportunity of fire to rob others. (Loot a burning house.)
o    When a country is beset by internal conflicts, when disease and famine ravage the population, when corruption and crime are rampant, then it will be unable to deal with an outside threat. This is the time to attack.
· Strategy 6 "声东击西" ( sheng dong ji xi) - Feign an attack in the east and attack in the west.
o    In any battle the element of surprise can provide an overwhelming advantage. Even when face to face with an enemy, surprise can still be employed by attacking where he least expects it. To do this you must create an expectation in the enemy's mind through the use of a feint. http://jabezetutor.angelfire.com/images/backar1.gif
Chapter 2 - Enemy Dealing/ Confrontation Strategies
· Strategy 7 "无中生有" ( Wu Zhong Sheng You)- Create something from nothing.
o    You use the same feint twice. Having reacted to the first and often the second feint as well, the enemy will be hesitant to react to a third feint. Therefore the third feint is the actual attack catching your enemy with his guard down.
· Strategy 8 "暗渡陈仓"( An Du Chen Cang) - Secretly utilize the Chen Chang passage. (Repair the highway to take the crude path.) e.g., the Allied invasion of Normandy and the Pas de Calais deception.
o    Attack the enemy with two convergent forces. The first is the direct attack, one that is obvious and for which the enemy prepares his defense. The second is the indirect, the attack sinister, that the enemy does not expect and which causes him to divide his forces at the last minute leading to confusion and disaster.
· Strategy 9 "隔岸观火" (Ge An Guan Huo) - Watch the fires burning across the river.
o    Delay entering the field of battle until all the other players have become exhausted fighting amongst themselves. Then go in full strength and pick up the pieces.
· Strategy 10 "笑里藏刀" (Xiao Li Cang Dao)- Knife sheathed in a smile.
o    Charm and ingratiate yourself to your enemy. When you have gained his trust, you move against him in secret
· Strategy 11 "李代桃僵" (Li Dai Tao Jiang)- Plum tree sacrifices for the peach tree. (Sacrifice the silver to keep the gold.)
o    There are circumstances in which you must sacrifice short-term objectives in order to gain the long-term goal. This is the scapegoat strategy whereby someone else suffers the consequences so that the rest do not.
· Strategy 12 "顺手牵羊" – (Shun Shou Qian Yang) Stealing a goat along the way (Take the opportunity to pilfer a goat.)
o    While carrying out your plans be flexible enough to take advantage of any opportunity that presents itself, however small, and avail yourself of any profit, however slight. http://jabezetutor.angelfire.com/images/backar1.gif
Chapter 3 - Attacking Strategies
· Strategy 13 "打草惊蛇" –(Da Cao Jing  She)  Startle the snake by hitting the grass around it.
o    When you cannot detect the opponent's plans launch a direct, but brief, attack and observe your opponent reactions. His behavior will reveal his strategy.
· Strategy 14 "借尸还魂" – (Jie Shi huan hun) Borrow another's corpse to resurrect the soul. (Raise a corpse from the dead.)
o    Take an institution, a technology, or a method that has been forgotten or discarded and appropriate it for your own purpose. Revive something from the past by giving it a new purpose or to reinterpret and bring to life old ideas, customs, and traditions.
· Strategy 15 "调虎离山" – ( Diao  Hu Li Shan) Entice the tiger to leave its mountain lair.
o    Never directly attack an opponent whose advantage is derived from its position. Instead lure him away from his position thus separating him from his source of strength.
· Strategy 16 "欲擒姑纵" – ( Yu Qin Gu Zong) In order to capture, one must let loose.
o    Cornered prey will often mount a final desperate attack. To prevent this you let the enemy believe he still has a chance for freedom. His will to fight is thus dampened by his desire to escape. When in the end the freedom is proven a falsehood the enemy's morale will be defeated and he will surrender without a fight.
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· Strategy 17 "抛砖引玉" – (Pao Zhuan Yin Yu) Tossing out a brick to get a jade
o    Prepare a trap then lure your enemy into the trap by using bait. In war the bait is the illusion of an opportunity for gain. In life the bait is the illusion of wealth, power, and sex.
· Strategy 18 "擒贼擒王" – ( Qin Zei Qin Wang)Defeat the enemy by capturing their chief.
o    If the enemy's army is strong but is allied to the commander only by money or threats then, take aim at the leader. If the commander falls the rest of the army will disperse or come over to your side. If, however, they are allied to the leader through loyalty then beware, the army can continue to fight on after his death out of vengeance. http://jabezetutor.angelfire.com/images/backar1.gif
Chapter 4 - Chaos Strategies In Confused Situations
· Strategy 19 "釜底抽薪" – (Fu Di Chou Xin) Remove the firewood under the cooking pot. (Remove the stick from the axe.)
o    When faced with an enemy too powerful to engage directly you must first weaken him by undermining his foundation and attacking his source of power.
· Strategy 20 "混水摸鱼" –(Hun Shui Mo Yu)  Fish in disturbed waters.
o    Before engaging your enemy's forces create confusion to weaken his perception and judgment. Do something unusual, strange, and unexpected as this will arouse the enemy's suspicion and disrupt his thinking. A distracted enemy is thus more vulnerable.
· Strategy 21 "金蝉脱壳" – (Jin Chan Tuo Qiao) Slough off the cicada's shell. (False appearances mislead the enemy.)
o    When you are in danger of being defeated, and your only chance is to escape and regroup, then create an illusion. While the enemy's attention is focused on this artifice, secretly remove your men leaving behind only the facade of your presence.
· Strategy 22 "关门捉贼" – ( Guan Men Zhuo Zei) Shut the door to catch the thief.
o    If you have the chance to completely capture the enemy then you should do so thereby bringing the battle or war to a quick and lasting conclusion. To allow your enemy to escape plants the seeds for future conflict. But if they succeed in escaping, be wary of giving chase.
· Strategy 23 "远交近攻" – (Yuan Jiao Jin Gong) Befriend a distant state while attacking a neighbor.
o    It is known that nations that border each other become enemies while nations separated by distance and obstacles make better allies. When you are the strongest in one field, your greatest threat is from the second strongest in your field, not the strongest from another field.
· Strategy 24 "假道伐虢" – (Jia Dao  Fa Guo)  Obtain safe passage to conquer the Kingdom of Guo.
o    Borrow the resources of an ally to attack a common enemy. Once the enemy is defeated, use those resources to turn on the ally that lent you them in the first place.
http://jabezetutor.angelfire.com/images/backar1.gifChapter 5 - Proximate Strategies Gaining Grounds
· Strategy 25 "偷梁换柱" -  (Tuo Liang Huan Zhu) Replace the beams with rotten timbers.
o    Disrupt the enemy's formations, interfere with their methods of operations, change the rules in which they are used to following, go contrary to their standard training. In this way you remove the supporting pillar, the common link that makes a group of men an effective fighting force.
· Strategy 26 "指桑骂槐" – ( Zhi Sang Ma Huai ) Point at the mulberry and curse the locust.
o    To discipline, control, or warn others whose status or position excludes them from direct confrontation; use analogy and innuendo. Without directly naming names, those accused cannot retaliate without revealing their complicity.
· Strategy 27 "假痴不癫" – ( Jia  Chi Bu Dian) Pretend to be a pig in order to eat the tiger. (Play dumb.)
o    Hide behind the mask of a fool, a drunk, or a madman to create confusion about your intentions and motivations. Lure your opponent into underestimating your ability until, overconfident, he drops his guard. Then you may attack.
· Strategy 28 "上屋抽梯" – ( Shang Wu Chou Ti) Remove the ladder when the enemy has ascended to the roof (Cross the river and destroy the bridge.)
o    With baits and deceptions lure your enemy into treacherous terrain. Then cut off his lines of communication and avenue of escape. To save himself he must fight both your own forces and the elements of nature.
· Strategy 29 "树上开花" – ( Shu Shang Kai Hua) Deck the tree with false blossoms.
o    Tying silk blossoms on a dead tree gives the illusion that the tree is healthy. Through the use of artifice and disguise make something of no value appear valuable; of no threat appear dangerous; of no use appear useful.
· Strategy 30 "反客为主" – ( Fan Ke Wei Zhu) Make the host and the guest exchange places.
o    Defeat the enemy from within by infiltrating the enemy's camp under the guise of cooperation, surrender, or peace treaties. In this way you can discover his weakness and then, when the enemy's guard is relaxed, strike directly at the source of his strength. http://jabezetutor.angelfire.com/images/backar1.gif
Chapter 6 - Defeat Strategies Desperate Straits
· Strategy 31 "美人计" – ( Mei Ren Ji) The beauty trap. (The tender trap, use a woman to ensnare a man.)
o    Send your enemy beautiful women to cause discord within his camp. This strategy can work on three levels. First, the ruler becomes so enamored with the beauty that he neglects his duties and allows his vigilance to wane. Second, other males at court will begin to display aggressive behavior that inflames minor differences hindering co-operation and destroying morale. Third, other females at court, motivated by jealousy and envy, begin to plot intrigues further exacberating the situation.
· Strategy 32 "空城计" – (Kong Cheng Ji) Empty fort. (Mental trap, empty a fort to make enemy think it is filled with traps.)
o    When the enemy is superior in numbers and your situation is such that you expect to be overrun at any moment, then drop all pretence of military preparedness and act casually. Unless the enemy has an accurate description of your situation this unusual behavior will arouse suspicions. With luck he will be dissuaded from attacking.
· Strategy 33 "反间计" – ( Fan Jian Ji) Let the enemy's spy sow discord in the enemy camp. (Use enemy's own spy to spread false information.)
o    Undermine your enemy's ability to fight by allowing enemy's spy to remain within your ranks,while you feed false information causing enemy discord with his friends, allies, advisors, family, commanders, soldiers, and population. Preoccupied settling internal disputes, your enemy's ability to attack or defend is compromised and your control of him is increased.
· Strategy 34 "苦肉计" – (Ku Ruo Ji) Inflict injury on one's self to win the enemy's trust. (Fall into a trap; become baited.)
o    Pretending to be injured has two possible applications. In the first, the enemy is lulled into relaxing his guard since he no longer considers you to be an immediate threat. The second is a way of ingratiating yourself to your enemy by pretending the injury was caused by a mutual enemy.
· Strategy 35 "连环计" – (Lian Huan Ji) Chain together the enemy's ships. (Never rely on but a single strategy.)
o    In important matters one should use several strategies applied simultaneously. Keep different plans operating in an overall scheme; in this manner if any one strategy fails you would still have several others to fall back on.
· The 36th strategy "走为上" – (Zuo Wei Shang) Run away to fight another day.
o    If it becomes obvious that your current course of action will lead to defeat then retreat and regroup. When your side is losing there are only three choices remaining: surrender, compromise, or escape. Surrender is complete defeat, compromise is half defeat, but escape is not defeat. As long as you are not defeated, you still have a chance. http://jabezetutor.angelfire.com/images/backar1.gif
 
 

Translation
Chinese
Interpretation
The relationship between a husband and a wife is like a garment; if a garment is torn, it can be mended. The relationship between two brothers is like a limb; if a limb is broken, it cannot be repaired.
夫妻如衣服, 兄弟如手足
It is much easier for husband and wife to make up after a quarrel than it is for two brothers.
Some Chinese people also interpret this phrase to mean
A wife can be changed, like laundry, but friendship can never be replaced
Liu Bei "borrows" Jingzhou – borrowing without returning.
劉備借荊州——有借無還
There are people who borrow but never return what they borrowed, so be wary of them.
Speak of 'Cao Cao' and Cao Cao arrives.
說曹操,曹操到
or,
說曹操曹操就到
equivalent to "speak of the devil" in English when a person under discussion suddenly appears
Three reeking tanners (are enough to) overcome one Zhuge Liang.
三個臭皮匠, 勝過一個諸葛亮
or more colloquially,
三個臭皮匠, 賽過一個諸葛亮
When together, three incapable persons will always overpower one capable person
Losing your wife and your army.
賠了夫人又折兵
In reference to Lady Sun leaving for Liu Bei. Representing a bad deal in which a person loses on both sides of the deal.
East Wu arranges for a marriage, turning fake into real
東吳招親——弄假成真
 

Monday, May 8, 2017

Naughty but true facts

Naughty but true facts 😂

 

We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes but we never realise that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes....!

 

Having a cold drink on hot day with few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS....!

 

Breaking news: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore! A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband....!!

 

Arguing over a girls breast size is like choosing between Kingfisher, Fosters, Carlsberg & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available....!!

 

Why Did Newton Commit Suicide....?

Because He Saw A Complete Naked Girl, And Observed Something Going Up In His Pant, Against His Own Laws Of Gravity....!!

 

Why Are Vegetarian Women Silent During Sex....?

They Are In State Of Shock That A Piece Of Meat Can Give So Much Pleasure.....!!

 

Why are breasts located in the upper half of a woman's body?

A: Because, milk should be kept away from the pussy

 

*DEFINITION OF BLOWJOB* A blowjob is the only job in the world that can't be included in your resume despite years of experience and a number of references!

 

*BALLS THEORY*

If you have two balls between your legs it means u r man.

If you have four, it does not mean that u r superman.

U must've guessed by now that someone's taking your ass

 

*EXPLANATION*

Bio teacher: Girls, the size of a penis should be 2.5 inches for successful penetration.

Girl: Ma'am, how about 9 inches?

Teacher: I was talking of necessity not luxury.

 

*VIAGRA*

All medicines have Side effects, only VIAGRA has Front effect.

 

*BURNING LOVE*

Q: What is the definition of "burning love"?

A: It's when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Vicks by mistake

 

 

*When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.*~By Lee Majors_

 

*After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.*~By Al Gore

 

*By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher~By Socrates_

 

*Woman inspires us to great things and prevents us from achieving them~By Mike Tyson_

 

*The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want~By George Clooney_

 

*I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.* ~By Bill Clinton_

 

*"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays

~By George W. Bush_

 

*"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."*

~By Rudy Giuliani_

 

*"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children!*

~By Donald Trump_

 

*Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming*🤔😤

 *1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,*

 *2. Whenever you're right, shut up.*

 _~By Shaquille O’Neal_

 

*The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.*~By Kobe Bryant_

 

*You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.*😉😤😂

 _~By David Hasselhoff_

 

*My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.*😜🤣

 _~By Alec Baldwin_

 

*A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.*😂

 _~By Barack Obama_

 

*Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.*

~By Tommy Lee_

 

*A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters.  They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."*~By Brad Pitt_

 

*First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"* *Second Guy : "You're lucky, mine's still alive."* ~ By Jimmy Kimmel_

 

*“First there is the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes SuffeRing!*~By Jay Leno_

 

*"The reason why wives live longer is because they don't have a Wife"*~By Brandon Breezy_

 

*Forward this to all the guys to give them a good laugh .......and to the ladies with good sense of humour who can handle it!!!!!!!😀😀😀*

 
 
 
 

Monday, November 14, 2016

Doc advice - I love this d

I Love this DOCTOR!!!!

HEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION
Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! ... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.

Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!

Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
And remember:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride"

I am the 7%

* I am the "7%"*

_This is something we should all read at least once a week!!!!! Make sure you read to the end!!!!!!_

_Written by *Regina Brett*, 90 years old, of the Plain b Dealer, Cleveland , Ohio_

_To celebrate growing older, I once wrote few lessons life taught me. It is the most requested column I've ever written._

1. *Life isn't fair, but it's still good.*

2. *When in doubt, just take the next small step.*

3. *Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and family will.*

4. *You don't have to win every argument. Stay true to yourself.*

5. *Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone.*

6. *It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it.*

7. *Make peace with your past so it won't mess up the present.*

8. *Don't compare your life to others.  You have no idea what their journey is all about.*

9. *Take a deep breath every now and then. It calms the mind.*

10. *Get rid of anything that isn't useful. Clutter weighs you down in many ways.*

11. *Whatever doesn't kill you really does make you stronger.*

12. *It's never too late to be happy. But it’s all up to you and no one else.*

13. *When it comes to going after what you love in life, don't take no for an answer.*

14. *Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy clothes. Don't save it for a special occasion. Today is special.*

15. *No one is in charge of your happiness but you.*

16. *Frame every so-called disaster with these words 'In five years, will this matter?'*

17. *Always choose life.*

18. *Forgive others and yourself.*

19. *What other people think of you is none of your business.*

20. *Time heals almost everything. Give time a little time.*

21. *However good or bad a situation is, it will change.*

22. *Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.*

23. *Believe in miracles.*

24. *God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did or didn't do.*

25. *Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.*

26. *Growing old beats the alternative of dying young.*

27. *Your children get only one childhood.*

28. *All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.*

29. *Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.*

30. *Envy is waste of time. Accept what you already have, not what you need.*

31. *The best is yet to come...*

32. *No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.*

33. *Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift."*

_Its estimated that 93% won't share this. If you are one of the *7%* who will, share this with the title '7%'._

_I'm in the 7%. Friends are the family and family is best friends that you choose._

*Its worth reading again & again, as & when you can.*
😊